
Good: Quite entertaining, and it’s informational too
Bad: Not really something you’re going to use more than a few times after you’ve discovered it all
Bottom Line: Good for a laugh, fun to show off, worth the $.99
99 Bottles is a hilarious new app from Michael Lee. It’s pretty similar to what you’d expect from an app version of the popular song “99 bottles of beer on the wall” but with a bit of a twist. Depending on how much time you’re looking to pass (that’s what the song is for, in case you didn’t know), you can “take down and pass around” nearly *any* number of bottles of beer. Want to start with 10? You got it. 5 million? No problem. 100 billion? They’re all yours. The possibilities are endless. You can take down and pass around enough bottles of beer to get the entire world’s population drunk every day for the next million millenia. And not only do you get to take ‘em down, you get to hear the “99 Bottles Men’s Choir” sing about it. Yes, that’s the truth, and yes, it’s hilarious.
99 Bottles has several other features as well, but the developers asked me not to disclose all of them. I will say this, though: 99 Bottles is as feature-packed as you can get with a song that’s so simple. You can easily find out how long it’ll take for the Men’s Choir (LOL) to sing the song for x bottles. You can even tap the bottles on the screen as they’re singing, and they will shatter, effectively speeding the song along one at a time. One other thing I really found particularly interesting is a table of some *very* large numbers and their names (bigger numbers than you have ever imagined, literally!).
Unfortunately, as amusing as 99 Bottles is, it isn’t an app that you’ll use all the time. After you’ve discovered all there is to discover, you’ll use it like you use Lightsaber or Koi Pond – to amuse some people for a few minutes every so often, and that’s about it. But for $.99, how could you possibly go wrong? The novelty of 99 Bottles is definitely worth the small asking price.
The app is funny, interesting, and surprisingly informational. I mean, who knew that 10^60 is called a Novemdecillion?
Get this one.
- The Men's Choir, lol
- Sneak peak at numbers list
- Some bottles punched out
- Slider 1/3 the way over










